Marriage Revenge

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    Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.

    With a low voice he said to his wife, "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

    Wife, "No, I can't marry anyone after you."

    Johnson, "But I want you to."

    Wife, "But why?"

    Johnson, "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
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