Alcohol Poisoning

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    A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches a reasonably attractive lady sitting by herself:

    "May I buy you a cocktail?"

    "No thank you," the lady replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."

    "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

    "No, they spread."
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