Alcohol PoisoningA man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches a reasonably attractive lady sitting by herself, "May I buy you a cocktail...
First-Line TreatmentThis Doctor returns to his Clinic after a day off and asks his assistant Santa about his patients.
Santa: The first patient came with Headache. I gave him...
System ErrorA woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like statue and Don't move.
Husband, "Who is this...
Shaking off!Santa and Bantan were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Santa glanced over and noticed that Banta's penis was twisted like a corkscrew...
A Necrophilic HusbandA man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (having sex with a dead person) The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing...