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    A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.

    His wife asks: "What's that for?"

    "It's for your headache."

    "I don't have a headache."

    He replies, "Gotcha!"
  • Alcohol Poisoning A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches a reasonably attractive lady sitting by herself, "May I buy you a cocktail...
  • First-Line Treatment This Doctor returns to his Clinic after a day off and asks his assistant Santa about his patients.
    Santa: The first patient came with Headache. I gave him...
  • System Error A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like statue and Don't move.
    Husband, "Who is this...
  • Shaking off! Santa and Bantan were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Santa glanced over and noticed that Banta's penis was twisted like a corkscrew...
  • A Necrophilic Husband A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (having sex with a dead person) The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing...
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