On Heat

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    A little boy didn't go to school one day.

    The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said, "Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the bull".

    "How disgusting," said the teacher? "I'm sure your father could have done that."

    "No ma'am, he couldn't have. It has to be the bull."
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