TestimonialsA young uneducated man applied for a job in an office. After the interview, he left and hooked up with his friends. One asked, "How'd it go...
Make Him PukeA policeman cruising past a bar after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out front. He goes around the back of the pub only to find two bikers, one with his fingers...
What The Professionals SayThe Phrases of what Professionals say, when put together, reads something like this: Doctor: Please take off your clothes. Dentist: Now open wide and hold stil. Veterinarian: How's your pretty pussy?
The Second ComingA Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant."
He asked, "How did this happen, my child?" She said, "I think it must be the second coming...
Beer LickingA blonde orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the...