| Pathan goes for his medical check-up. Nurse: Name please? Pathan: Abdul Khan. Nurse: S*x? Pathan: Yes. Three to five times a week. Nurse: No, no... I mean, male or female? Pathan: Both male and female. And, sometimes with camel. Nurse: Holy cow! Pathan: Yes, I did one time with a cow, too. Nurse: But isn't that hostile? Pathan: Horse style, doggy style, any style! Nurse: Oh dear! Pathan: No, no! No Deer... Deer runs too fast! |