How to use suppositories

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    A college graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.

    A week later the grad complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results.

    "Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked.

    "What do you think I've been doing," the grad said, "shoving them up my butt?"
  • Adam And Eve A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
    "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."

    "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

    "No way! They have no clothes and no shelter," the Russian points out, "They have only an apple to eat, and are being told they live in a paradise. Obviously, they are Russian."
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  • Pathan's Check-up Pathan goes for his medical check-up.
    Nurse: Name please?
    Pathan: Abdul...
  • Labour Pains My girlfriend was in labour with our first child.
    She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs...
  • Whole Finger! Banta calls his wife, Jeeto, from the hospital.
    He tells her that his finger got cut off at the construction site where he works...
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