Loveliest Girlfriend

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    "How did your evening with your new boyfriend go?"

    "It was a disaster. We were nude in bed in heavy foreplay and he had a premature ejaculation."

    "What did he say when it occurred?"
    "He just said I was the loveliest girl he had ever come across."
  • Dating Guilt Julie, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked.
    "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every...
  • Adam And Eve A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
    "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."

    "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

    "No way! They have no clothes and no shelter," the Russian points out, "They have only an apple to eat, and are being told they live in a paradise. Obviously, they are Russian."
  • How many does it take? Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her. He buys her a drink and then another and then...
  • Pathan's Check-up Pathan goes for his medical check-up.
    Nurse: Name please?
    Pathan: Abdul...
  • Labour Pains My girlfriend was in labour with our first child.
    She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs...
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