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    Two nuns were walking towards the other side of town along a deserted alley way when they were confronted by two drunken sailors and raped. After the sailors had left, they carefully arranged their attire and continued on the journey.

    One nun then turned to the other and said, "What bad luck to get raped twice on the same night."

    "What do you mean twice?" the other nun asked.

    "We are going back by the same way, aren't we?" came the reply.
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