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    After a family meal one night, three generations of the family are sitting around chatting. Jenny, a four year old, is sitting on her grandfather's knee.

    Jenny: "Grandpa, can you make a noise like a frog?"

    Grandfather: "What?"

    Jenny: "Can you make a noise like a frog?"

    Grandfather: "Why do you want me to make a noise like a frog?"

    Jenny: "Well, last night Daddy said that when you croak we can all go to Disneyland."
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