| Side effects of alcohol.... and remedies!!! 1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause- Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward... 2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause : You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 3. Symptom- The floor looks blurry. Cause : You're looking through an empty glass. Cure: Quickly refill your glass! 4. Symptom: The floor is moving. Cause : You're being dragged away. Cure: At least ask where they're taking you! 5. Symptom-You hear echoes every time someone speaks. Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it. Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself! 6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. Cause : You're in the wrong house. Cure -Ask if they can point you to your house. 7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive. Cause : You're in an ambulance. Cure- Don't move. Let the professionals do their job!!!! |