How condoms are made...

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    One Day, Little Johnny was in Hospital. He asked the Doctor, "How are these Gloves Made?"

    The Doctor Explained, "In the Company, there is a big drum full of molten rubber, so, they make people dip their hands inside, then the hand is waved in the air for a few seconds to make the rubber dry, then the glove is peeled from the hand."

    Johnny, "What about different sizes?"

    Doctor, "Well, the Company have employed very many people with different hand sizes!"

    Johnny seemed ok with the Doc's explanation. Then after few minutes he laughed really loud.

    Doctor, "Why have you laughed?"

    Johnny, "I was just thinking of how condoms are made.
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