| Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, TWO PROSTITUTES... $50.00. A policeman seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time another car passed with a sign saying Jesus Saves. They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, well, that's a little different it pertains to religion. So they took their sign down and the next day there they were, driving around town with a new sign which said, Two Angels Seeking Peter... $50.00 |