Bathing Santa!

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    Banta came to meet Santa at his house.

    He knocked at the door; and was surprised to see Santa dripping with water open the door while being stark naked.

    "Come on Santa, aren't you ashamed? Why don't you wear something?", said Banta.

    Santa sheepishly ran into the bathroom and came back wearing his slippers.
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