When the fly goes down...

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    A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches I'd get it!"

    A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water, and I'd get it!"

    A hunter thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, and I'll shoot the bear!"

    A mouse thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, and I'll steal the cheese off the hunter's sandwich!"

    A cat thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, the mouse will go get the cheese, and I'll get that mouse!"

    Suddenly, it all happened......

    The fly dropped 6 inches, the fish got the fly, the bear got the fish, the hunter got the bear, the mouse got the hunter's cheese, but the cat missed and fell in the water!!!

    The Moral Of This Story Is.......

    Every time a fly drops 6 inches, a pussy gets wet.
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