| The very gay young guy was feeling ill and went to visit his doctor. After a blood test, his worst fears were realized, he had AIDS. "What can I do, doc?" he said. The doctor replied, "I want you to drive down to Mexico, stop in the first border town you come to and eat a dozen chili burritos and two dozen hot peppers. Then wash them down with a gallon of the local water." The guy asked, "Will that cure my AIDS?" "No," replied the doc. "It will teach you what your asshole is really for." |