| Man: I lost my wife. Inspector: What is her height? Man: I never noticed. Inspector: Slim or healthy? Man: Not slim, can be healthy Inspector: Colour of the eyes? Man: Never noticed Inspector: Colour of hair? Man: Changes according to season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Man: Saree/suit. I don't remember exactly. Inspector: Was somebody with her??? Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, brown eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together... And the man started crying.... Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!! |