Johnny's Bitch!!!

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    The teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

    "How about you, Little Johnny?"

    "I Wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive club, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari to drive, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel the world; an Infinite visa card, and have hot, wild, kinky sex with her three times a day."

    The teacher, not knowing how to handle this bad behaviour, decides to ignore what he said and then continues the lesson: "And you, Maria?"

    "Well Miss," she replies, "I guess I want to be Johnny's bitch."
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