| Pappu walked into class every Morning with a black eye. Teacher: What's wrong? Pappu: Our house is very small. Me, my mum, and my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johny are you sleeping?' Then I say, 'No,' and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye" Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer. The folowing morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again. Teacehr: My goodness why the black eye again? Pappu: Dad asked me again, Johny are you sleeping? and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mom started moving, you know, at the same time Mum was breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, 'Are you cuming?' Mum said, 'Yes I'm cuming, are you cuming too? Dad answered: Yes. They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I'm also coming..... |