| Spanish captain was walking on his ship... A soldier rushes to him and says, "One enemy ship is approaching us!" Captain replies calmly, "Go get my red shirt" The soldier gets the shirt for the captain. The enemy ship comes in, heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the Spaniards win. Soldier asks, "Congrats sir, but why the red shirt?" Captain replies, "If I got injured, then my blood shouldn't be seen, as I didn't want my men to loose hope." (Moral: For success, hope is very important) Just then, another soldier, "Sir, we just spotted another TWENTY enemy ships!" The captain calmly replies, "Go bring my yellow pants." |