It's Party Time!

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    A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm.

    At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to throw a party for you."

    The college guy says, "Right on, thanks a lot man."

    So the farmer says, "Well you better be able to handle a few beers because there will be lotsa drinkn' going on."

    College guy, "Hey, I can drink just as much as anyone else so I should do just fine."

    Farmer, "There is also going to be a lot of fightn' so I hope you are ready."

    College guy "I have been working hard all summer and I think I am in pretty good shape."

    Farmer says, "Well, did I mention that there will be lotsa sex?"

    College guy, "Good. I have been out here all summer and I have been dying for some action. What should I wear to this party?"

    Farmer says, "I don't care it's just going to be me and you."
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