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    A man suffered a serious heart attack and consequently had a quadruple heart bypass surgery. He woke up to find that he was in the care of nuns at a catholic hospital. When he had recovered sufficiently a nun began to ask him questions as to how he was going to pay for the treatment he has had.

    The nun asked, "Do you have health insurance?"

    The patient replied in a rapsy voice, "No health insurance."

    The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

    The patient replied, "No money in the bank."

    Somewhat impatient the nun asked, "Do you have a relative who will be willing to help you settle the account for your treatment?"

    The patient replied, "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun."

    The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! They are married to God."

    The patient retorted, "Then send the bill to my brother in law."
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