| One morning, the doctor and his wife were having a very heated argument over breakfast. As he stormed out of the house on his way to the clinic, the doctor angrily yelled to his wife, "You aren't that good in bed either!" By midmorning, he decided that he had better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answered the phone. "What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?" The wife replied, "I was in bed." Then the doctor asked, "What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?" His wife responded, "Getting a second opinion." |