100 nuns and one condom!

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    One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session.

    At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns.

    She said, "There was a man in the convent last night."

    99 of the nuns go ohhh, and 1 of them goes hee hee hee.

    The head nun goes on, "We found a condom in the garden."

    Again 99 of the nuns go ohhhh, 1 nun goeshee hee hee.

    The head nun continues, "There was a hole in that condom."

    99 nuns go hee hee hee, 1 nun goes ohhh.
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