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Santa and Banta were sitting outside a medical clinic. Santa was crying, tears were pouring down his face.
Banta asked, "Why are you crying?"
Santa replied, "I came here for blood test."
Banta asked, "So? Why are you crying? Are you afraid?"
Santa replied, "No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger."
Hearing this, Banta started crying. Santa was astonished and asked Banta, "Why are you crying?"
Then Banta replied, "I m here for a urine test."
- Destructive child! A kid was playing with his newly bought play train. After every turn was completed the kid stopped the train and shouted, 'Station aa gaya hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaey!'
Then he let the train go on the round and stopped it again.. - Chinese punishment ! Musharraf was very tired, but the memory of the girl forced him to start weighing his chances. He thought that the old monk could do him no harm and decided to take the risk. He went to the girl`s room and...
- Vasectomy ! After having their 5th child, Santa and his wife decided that that was enough. So Santa went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife did not want any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a... - Almost caught ? Banta, Santa, and Ramta worked together at a factory. Every day they noticed thatboss would leave work a little early. So one day they meet together and decide that they...
- Danling? Who am I?
In use, I`m inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening. there I`m thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and...