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There`s an Englishman, Scotsman and Santa all talking about their teenage daughters.
The Englishman says: "I was cleaning my daughter s room the other day & I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn`t even know she smokes!
The Scotsman says: "That s nothing. I was cleaning my daughter`s room the other days when I found a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as didn`t even know she drank!"
With that the Santa says: "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter`s the other day when I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn t even know she had a Dick!!!
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Medical test... Santa and Banta were sitting outside a medical clinic. Santa was crying, tears were pouring down his face. Banta asked the reason for crying, and after listening the reason he himself started crying. Reason ?? Read it . -
Cycle and Car... Santa goes to a bar in London for a couple of drinks. As he is sitting alone and drinking, he notices a sexy woman sitting in a corner, alone and staring at him. At first he tries to ignore her, but the sight of her huge boobs... - Destructive child! A kid was playing with his newly bought play train. After every turn was completed the kid stopped the train and shouted, 'Station aa gaya hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaey!'
Then he let the train go on the round and stopped it again.. - Chinese punishment ! Musharraf was very tired, but the memory of the girl forced him to start weighing his chances. He thought that the old monk could do him no harm and decided to take the risk. He went to the girl`s room and...
- Vasectomy ! After having their 5th child, Santa and his wife decided that that was enough. So Santa went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife did not want any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a...