| A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife." Audience was in shock and silence. He added: "She was my mother." (A big round of plause & laughter) A very daring husband tried to crack this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker... . . . By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water! Moral: Don't Copy, if you can't Paste. |