| A large multi-million-dollar company placed an ad in "PERSONNEL WANTED": Multi-million-dollar CONDOM company looking for CEO, executives, managers, sales representatives, etc. Successful applicants must be: A Male. Age 20 - 55. No degree necessary. No experience necessary. Negotiable, Attractive salary package. Position based entirely on length of member. The moment Jack saw this ad he knew that this was the chance of a lifetime. His "member" measured 18 inches at rest. He was quite sure he would be CEO or at the very least one of the company's senior executives. He decided to drop by the company that same day. There was no one at the office except for the janitor slowly sweeping the floor. Jack, "Excuse me. I'm here in response to the ad. Where is everybody ?" Janitor, "They are all upstairs celebrating the new CEO." Jack, "Perhaps it's not too late. If they see me, I am sure I will be CEO here. My member is 18 inches long !!!" Janitor, "I saw the ad this morning too. Perhaps you can be my assistant." He lifts his trouser's leg up just a little to reveal the head of his member.... "and I'm just the janitor." |