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    There were these two gay guys that give each other anal each night. One night before they give each other anal one of the guys has to go to the toilet.

    So the other guy says, "Ok, but don't wank in there, save it for later."

    "Sure mate," and the first guy agrees.

    This guy was in the toilet for a while so the other gay guy decides to check on him. Once he opens the toilet door he sees lots of seamen everywhere.

    He gets angry and yells, "I thought I told you not to wank and to save it for later!"

    The first gay guy replies, "I didn't wank, I just farted."
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