Reasons why men are better then 'Vibrators'

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    1. Vibrators cannot buy you expensive gifts.

    2. Vibrators cannot take you out to Foriegn Vacations.

    3. Vibrators cannot compliment you nor can they tell you that you are looking Sexxxy.

    4. Vibratiors cannot talk to you after sex.

    5. Vibrators cannot cuddle with you.

    6. Vibrators cannot have loooong hours of foreplay with you, just to bring you in mood and lubricate you.

    7. Vibrators can never give you the 'Oral' pleasure you derive from Oral Sex.

    8. Vibrtors cannot somber you at the time of menstural cramps.

    9. Vibrators cannot answer your silly questions like 'How do I look?'

    10. Vibrators cannot tell you ki 'Aaj Khane Main Kya Banaon?'

    11. Vibrators cannot spend 'Quality' time with you parents and your silly brother.

    12. Vibrators cannot accompany you to the Parent Teacher Meating' at your child's school.

    13. Vibtrator cannot listen to the bitching and gossiping you like to day for atleast one or two hours a day.

    14. Vibrators cannot behave friendly with the uglist and wackiest of your friends.

    So I think Vibrators can never replace 'We' men.
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