| Two blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Mary sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don't you think, Margaret?" "Yeah. What's it called, Mary?" "Viens a moi." "Viens a moi? What does that mean?" At this stage the assistant offers some help, "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me'." Margaret takes anther sniff and offers her arm to Mary again saying, "That doesn't smell like cum to me. Does that smell like cum to you?" |