Large and Constant Erection!

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    A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment.

    "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty blonde receptionist asked.

    "I'll need the information for the doctor."

    "It's rather embarrassing," the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection."

    "Well, the doctor is very busy today " the receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in."
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    After a quick examination, the doctor realized the baby was malnourished....
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    "What size?" asked the blonde, pharmacist`s assistant, sweetly.
    When he admitted he wasn`t sure of his size, the blonde...
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