| John was talking to his fiance, Rebecca. He said, "Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?" To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm." "Really?" he said excitedly. "Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of the word 'warm'." John was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot." |