Facts about Women!

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    Seven complicated facts about Women:

    1. They believe in saving.

    2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes.

    3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.

    4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.

    5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.

    6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.

    7. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complemented.

    Extremely Complicated!
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