| The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up the blonde secretary on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent the boss told the secretary it was an emergency and that she should hurry with the file. After more than 30 minutes the blonde clerk appears all tired and panting for breath. The Boss asks him why she was panting and what caused the huge delay. The blonde secretary replies, "Sir, when I went to the lift it said 'during an emergency please use the staircase'!!!" |