| Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe to finish waiting on a customer. When Joe was finished, Mary asked, "How much for the teapot?" Joe replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!" "My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed. She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe went to the backroom to find a hinge. From the backroom Joe Bob yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?' To which Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot." |