Visit to a Strip Club

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    A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat.

    As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, "Yeah baby! That's what I've been waiting for!"

    The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend goes off again.

    "Yeah baby! Shake those things."

    Our friend turned around and said, "Hey buddy, calm down!"

    After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string. Again the man behind our friend yelled out, "Oh baby! You're almost there!"

    Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey buddy, shut the hell up, will ya!"

    A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off both the pasties and the G-string and the whole club went wild, except for the man behind our friend.

    Curious, our friend turned around and asked, "Say buddy, where's your enthusiasm now"?

    The guy responded, "It's on your back, dude."
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