| There was a blonde woman at a soda machine. She put a dollar in the slot and pushed the Pepsi button. The Pepsi came out, so she took it and put the change in her purse. She took another dollar out, put it in the machine, and pressed the Mountain Dew button. The Mountain Dew came out, and she took the change and put it in her purse. Meanwhile, a big line was forming behind her, but she kept taking her money out, putting it in the machine, and pressing buttons. Someone in the line finally said, "Come on, lady! What's taking you so long?" She answered, "Duh! I'm still winning!" |