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    A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.

    "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.

    "Well they feel a bit tight," replies the man.

    The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at the man's feet.

    "Try pulling the tongue out," the clerk says.

    "Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth."
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