Different professions, Different Instruction, Same Interest...

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    Doctor: "Please take off your clothes."

    Dentist: "Now open wide and hold still."

    Veterinarian: "How's your pretty pussy?"

    Gardener: "Want me to fertilize your bush?"

    Lawyer: "Let's go over section 69."

    Banker: "If you withdraw too early you lose interest."

    Chef: "Do you like it hot and spicy.?"

    Police: "You don't need protection."

    Army personnel: "Load. Aim. Fire."

    Swimming instructor: "Go deeper."

    Gym trainer: "Push harder."

    Interior Decorator: "Once its done, you will love it."

    Telephone Guy: "Would you like it on the table or against the wall !!!
  • Sexual urge! On their wedding night, the young bride told her groom, "Since we`re married now, we can arrange our sex life like this...
  • Visit to a Strip Club A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat. As soon as the first dancer walked out...
  • Prostate Exam! A man goes to his doctor for his physical and is then sent to a Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the doctor is a very attractive young female Urologist...
  • Screw for a Hinge? Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store Mary saw a beautiful...
  • Blowing the Stutter Problem A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of their stutters. She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow job to anyone who could...
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