Seven Impossible Things to say when Drunk:

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    1. No thanks, I'm married.

    2. Nope, no more booze for me!

    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

    4. I'm not interested in fighting you.

    5. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

    6. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.

    7. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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