| Teacher fell asleep in class and Little Johnny walked up to him. Little Johnny, "Teacher are you sleeping in class?" Teacher, "No I am not sleeping in class." Little Johnny, "What were you doing sir ?" Teacher, "I was talking to God." The next day Little Johnny fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him... Teacher, "Johnny, you are sleeping in my class." Little Johnny, "No not me sir, I am not sleeping." Angry teacher, "What were you doing.??" Little Johnny, "I was talking to God." Angry teacher, "What did He say??" Little Johnny, "God said He never spoke to you yesterday..." |