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    Santa walks into a bar ordered two shots of vodka. He drank the first and poured the second over his right hand.

    Then he ordered another two shots of vodka, drank one and tipped the other over his right hand.

    After watching Santa do the same thing for third time, the bartender asked, "Why do you keep wasting good drink?"

    Santa slurred, "I have to get my date drunk."
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