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    A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.

    Man: "What are you doing here today?"

    Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."

    Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

    The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.

    Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"

    Woman: Shaking her head with mouth closed, "Unh unh.
  • She's Mine!!! Leaving the wedding reception the honeymoon couple hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills.

    The driver wasn`t too sure how to get there and said he would ask directions when they got closer.

    Meanwhile, the lovers couldn`t wait and got down to it on the back seat.

    Seeing a fork in the road the driver said, "I take the next turn, right?"

    "No way, get your own," said the groom, "this one`s all mine."
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    Then he ordered another two shots of vodka...
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    Dentist: "Now open wide and hold still....
  • Cream and Sugar! A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of coffee. The waitress, who is very busy, gives him his coffee and rushes off to help the numerous customers having lunch at the diner...
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