A Man of His Word!

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    The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house.

    "You did a great job," he said and handed the man a check. "Also, in order to thank you, here's an extra $80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie."

    The painter thanked him and agreed to do that. Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter.

    Thinking the man had forgotten something he asked, "What's the matter, did you forget something?"

    "Nope," replied the painter. "I'm a man of my word. I'm here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked."
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