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    Santa went on a night out with his friends. The wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him.

    At about midnight, Santa comes back and knocks.

    Jeeto tells him, "Go back and sleep where you are coming from."

    And Santa answered, "I'm not here to sleep, I'm here to collect condoms in my room on top of the table or give it to me through the window, there are lots of women at the party!"

    Jeeto opened the door and said, "Idiot, you're not going anywhere. Get into the house!"
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