| A boy began dating a pretty Christian Fundamentalist and was keen to find out more about her religion. So he went to see the church elder, "Tell me," said the boy, "does your religion allow me to drink coffee?" "No," replied the elder, "Coffee beans are treated to enhance their flavour, so we do not consider coffee to be completely natural. We will not permit anything that is not natural." "What about tea?" "Tea is fine." The boy had more questions, "What is the view on dancing?" "We do not permit dancing." replied the elder. "It is unnatural." "What about sex?" "Yes, sex is permissible as long as it is between two people who are married." "What about kinky sex?" "It depends what you mean by kinky sex." "Well," said the boy, "I was thinking of different positions, like standing up." "No, it could lead to dancing." |