Why's making love so enjoyable?

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    Pappu: Why's making love so enjoyable?
    Santa: It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!!

    Pappu: Why do women enjoy more sex than men?
    Santa: It's because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

    Pappu: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
    Santa: It is like when you are walking down the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it?

    Pappu: Why women cant have sex when they are having their periods?
    Santa: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it?

    Pappu: Why men dont like to wear condoms when they are making love?
    Santa: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger?

    Pappu: Why is making love carried out in private?
    Santa: Will you dig your nose in front of your class? Idiot!!!
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