My Son-in-Law is an Angel

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    One mother in law to another, "I heard that both your son and daughter have been married off - how are they?"

    "Oh, my daughter in law is really not that good. She sleeps late and expects my son to make the morning coffee. She does not cook, wants my son to take her out to eat more."

    "But my son in law is an angel. He allows my daughter to stay late in bed, even makes bed coffee for her. Insists on taking my daughter out to eat so often. I tell you, I don't know what to do with my daughter in law."
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    "What do you do for a living?" asked Mr. Bloom.
    "I own some property...
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    The guy answers, "A scotch, please...
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