The Wedding Night!

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    In a party a manager proudly said that he did "it" 7 times with his wife on his wedding night.

    Supervisor next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep on his 1st night.

    All turned towards a fresher and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night?

    Fresher replied: Only once sir.

    Manager laughed and asked WHY??

    Fresher replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir!!!!

    Pindrop silence....... and a Lesson learnt politely
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